You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Al Czervik

Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Gary: Ten.
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.

Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.

I would definitely bring protection.

Thomas

My name is Lance, and I like nuts!

Steve Barker

Goodbye, Hooker Lady!

Thomas

Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.

Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.

We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."

Gary

This is my doberman candy.

Thomas

[to the Dude] Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

Malibu Police Chief

Come on you fiend!

Raoul Duke

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