Popular Comedy Quotes
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?Al Czervik
Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.
Glen: I work at Burger King.
Gary: You want fries with that.
I would definitely bring protection.Thomas
My name is Lance, and I like nuts!Steve Barker
Goodbye, Hooker Lady!Thomas
Winston: Hey Steve, ask me ANY movie.
Steve Barker: Okay, hmm... Jaws.
Winston: That's a good movie.
Billy: Thomas, get me some water. My throat is parched.
Thomas: Do you want tap or Evian?
Billy: I don't know. Surprise me.
We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."Gary
This is my doberman candy.Thomas
[to the Dude] Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.Malibu Police Chief
Come on you fiend!Raoul Duke