Popular Comedy Quotes
[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.Aurelia
Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.
Could you turn that racket down, I'm trying to iron in here.Edna Turnblad
Danny: Pick us up in two hours.
Ronnie: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
One Timex digital watch, broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.Corrections Officer
Ollie: Come on, Dad. Don't you wanna live alone again?
Bart: Not as much as I don't wanna die alone.
We got this good cop bad cop thing going... Except were hookers.Lula
Everybody dance!Corky St. Clair
Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?Seth
Yo, that shit must be good, B. My boy hasn't coughed like that since back in the day yo!Scarface
You kicked some serious monk-ass there, baby!Dr. Buddy Rydell
Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, I thought she was, but you know, I...
Patrick: Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.