Old people can be so sweet!

Cher

Hey man, protective vibe, I dig.

Christian

[after teaching Jack how to evaluating a glass of wine prior to tasting] ... Are you chewing gum?

Miles Raymond

He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?

Cher

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Cher

Mel: Do you know what time it is?
Cher: A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.

What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?

Mel

Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked.
Cher: No, I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.

Christian: Do you like Billie Holiday?
Cher: I love him.

Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?
Josh: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [Sees judge Smalls in the same hat] Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik

That's right, Dude, they peed on your fucking rug.

Walter Sobchak

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