Popular Comedy Quotes
Cody Maverick: Good ol' Shiverpool.
[makes fart noise]
Cody Maverick: Heh-heh. This place sucks, bro.
Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!
Chicken Joe
It's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.
Tripp
Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face!
Tank Evans: Pecker face?
Tripp: [has just agreed to go out to lunch with her the next day] Hey, wait - tomorrow's Saturday.
Paula: [perplexed] ... Sometimes I eat on Saturday.
Filmmaker: Do you have any other talents?
Cody Maverick: Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf.
Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower! Ask me whatever you want.
You know, we've known each other way back since, like... yesterday, I think it was.
Chicken Joe
The stress is killing me.
Mikey Abromowitz
You wouldn't believe the amount of migraine medication I'm on..
Mikey Abromowitz
Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!
Buddy
Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading her not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] First of all, there's this book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
Kit: Copy that too, just put that book right here!
