Cody Maverick: Good ol' Shiverpool.
[makes fart noise]
Cody Maverick: Heh-heh. This place sucks, bro.

Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!

Chicken Joe

It's gonna take a stick of dynamite to get me out of my parents' house.

Tripp

Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!
Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face!
Tank Evans: Pecker face?

Tripp: [has just agreed to go out to lunch with her the next day] Hey, wait - tomorrow's Saturday.
Paula: [perplexed] ... Sometimes I eat on Saturday.

Filmmaker: Do you have any other talents?
Cody Maverick: Heh, you mean like, singin' and dancin'? Naw, man, I just surf.

Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?
Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower! Ask me whatever you want.

You know, we've known each other way back since, like... yesterday, I think it was.

Chicken Joe

The stress is killing me.

Mikey Abromowitz

You wouldn't believe the amount of migraine medication I'm on..

Mikey Abromowitz

Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!

Buddy

Jim The Gun Salesman: [persuading her not to buy a large gun and bullet to shoot a mockingbird] First of all, there's this book, "To Kill A Mockingbird"...
Kit: Copy that too, just put that book right here!

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