Popular Comedy Quotes
Elliot: [when Boog asks where are the toilets in the forest] Don't look now, but I see a little bush with your name written all over it.
Boog: A bush? Are you serious?
Elliot: Go on. Its just like riding a bicycle, only... you're crapping on it.
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a rainbow tree / He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who constantly had to pee.Elliot
Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?Raoul Duke
Ew. EW. EW! It's terrible and wonderful at the same time! It's freedom in a cup!Elliot
Boog: Yeah, we'll need your nuts!
Elliot: And your acorns, too!
Look at me! I'm a doe and I'm a buck. I'm a DUCK!Elliot
Where's home? It's gone! Someone stole it!Boog
Why don't we get you out those wet clothes, and into a dry martini.Barry Badrinath
[in the mail room] It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.Buddy
[to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?Al Czervik
Listen, honey. Let me call you right back. Miles and I are in the middle of something. No, it's nothing serious, Miles is just having one of his freak-outs. Yeah. Love you too.Jack
Dr. Gonzo: I have to go.
Raoul Duke: Go?
Dr. Gonzo: Yes. Leave the country. Tonight.
Raoul Duke: Calm down. You'll be straight in a few hours.
Dr. Gonzo: No. This is serious. One more hour in this town and I'll kill somebody!