Popular Comedy Quotes
My attorney had never been able to accept the notation, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them, and neither have I for that matter.Raoul Duke
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.Maya
"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.Ollie
Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.
George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex." Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?Ollie
Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price.
Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.
Try acting like a father, shithead.Bart
God damn mescaline. Why the fuck can't they make it a little less pure?Dr. Gonzo
Maya: I do it at least twice a day.
Ollie: Good God!
Let's find a nice seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon, I feel a powerful lust for red salmon.Dr. Gonzo
I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.Carl Spackler