My attorney had never been able to accept the notation, often espoused by former drug abusers, that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them, and neither have I for that matter.

Raoul Duke

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

That was kinda sweet. I'm kinda crushin' on you right now, Trinke.

Maya

"Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

Ollie

Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Ollie: Yes.
Gertie: [thinking hard] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex." Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?

Ollie

Wine Colored Tuxedo: I said there are no seats left sir, at any price.
Dr. Gonzo: Fuck seats! We're friends of Debbie's. I used to romp with her.

Try acting like a father, shithead.

Bart

God damn mescaline. Why the fuck can't they make it a little less pure?

Dr. Gonzo

Maya: I do it at least twice a day.
Ollie: Good God!

Let's find a nice seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon, I feel a powerful lust for red salmon.

Dr. Gonzo

I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Carl Spackler

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