Popular Comedy Quotes
Fritz: Look, honey, Italian food!
Petunia: I WANTED A SLOPPY JOE!
Can Marion be a boy's name?Bowler Hat Guy
Ooh, a Mini-Doris! I didn't know you could do that!Bowler Hat Guy
[to Doris the Bowler Hat] I am NEVER going to invent you.Lewis
All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.Mr. Willerstein
Mildred: Poor Mr. Herrington.
Lewis: I KILLED HIM?
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.Raoul Duke
Satan: Is sex the only thing that matters to you?
Saddam Hussein: I love you.
Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime, the kind of peak that never comes again. San Francisco in the middle sixties was a very special time and place to be a part of. But no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.Raoul Duke
Terrence: You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!
Phillip: Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?
Terrence: Well, let's see. First of all, you fuck pigs.
Phillip: Oh yeah!
Stephanie: [to Jack as she is beating him with her motorcycle helmet] I hope you die!
[stops beating Jack and looks at Miles]
Stephanie: You too!
Miles Raymond: Me?
I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.Dr. Gonzo