McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?

Officer Slater

Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.

Officer Michaels

I'm trying to get you laid, I'd appreciate a little help!

Jack

You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!

Seth

Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.

Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.

It's like a division sign.

Evan

He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

Carl Spackler

Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?

Seth

Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a shit about the marmot!

I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.

God

Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know... it'd be great in case it floods or something.

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