Popular Comedy Quotes
McLovin? Were you violating that young girl? Were you violating her with you penis?Officer Slater
Ah, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.Officer Michaels
I'm trying to get you laid, I'd appreciate a little help!Jack
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't of slept with that guy?' We could be that mistake!Seth
Evan: It's not just making them smaller. They completely reshaped them. They make them more supple, symmetrical.
Seth: I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move.
Becca: I'm so wet right now.
Evan: Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class.
It's like a division sign.Evan
He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.Carl Spackler
Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?Seth
Walter Sobchak: Also, let's not forget - let's NOT forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.
The Dude: What are you, a fucking park ranger?
Walter Sobchak: No, I'm...
The Dude: Who gives a shit about the marmot!
I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.God
Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know... it'd be great in case it floods or something.