Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.

Shooter McGavin

Nathan Arizona Sr.: I got the cops and the Federal BI out there lookin' for my boy...
Leonard Smalls: Cops won't find your boy. A cop couldn't find his butt if it had a bell on it.

Thank you for taking care of my bride, peasants.

Prince Edward

I have met yams with more going on upstairs than these two.

Bob Halderman

[realizing Matt has accidentally taken E] Oh, my God, this is gonna be amazing!


I just got a shipment of Pineapple Express, the dopest dope I've ever smoked. Smellll it. It's like... God's vagina.


Grandpa: She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
The Grandson: What?
Grandpa: The eel doesn't get her. I'm explaining to to because you look nervous.
The Grandson: I wasn't nervous. Maybe I was a little bit... concerned, but that's not the same thing.

That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.


Eleanor Zissou: Oh, Shit. What do you want?
Steve Zissou: Do you mind if I buddy up a little before I answer that question?
Eleanor Zissou: Yes, I do. Tell me now.
Steve Zissou: [takes a deep breath] I need some money to get the boat out of hock and rescue my bond company stooge who got kidnapped. Could we ask your parents to loan it to me?
Eleanor Zissou: No.
Steve Zissou: Okay. Could I go ahead and buddy up anyway? It took me two and a half hours to get out here.

The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

Nick Naylor

Heather Duke: Veronica, can you come back here a minute?
Veronica Sawyer: A true friend's work is never done.
Heather Chandler: Gross.

Jimmy: THAT was disgusting.
Chazz: THAT, young man, is how babies are made.

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