Popular Comedy Quotes
Leo: What's your name?
Ulla: Ulla Inga Hansen Bensen Yansen Tallen Hallen Svadon Swanson.
Max: What's your first name?
Ulla: That was my first name. Would you like to know my last name?
Max: We don't have the time.
Earl Bassett: We gotta run. We've got a schedule to keep.
Valentine McKee: Yeah. See, we plan ahead, that way we don't do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.
We come from America. You might have heard of it? We run your jerkwatter country.Roy
[thrown into prison] There must be some mistake! I'm Kermit the Frog!Kermit
Old people can be so sweet!Cher
Barry B. Benson: Tivo. You mean you can just freeze live TV? That's insane.
Vanessa: What, you don't have anything like that?
Barry B. Benson: We have "Hivo", But it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!Little Rock
Who the fuck is Bambi?Clarence 'Coffee' Black
Mikey: You idiot! You glued it upside down!
Chunk: It looks fine to me!
Brandon Walsh: If God would have made it like that, you would be peeing on your faces!
Dory: I saw a boat.
Marlin: You did?
Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!Alyssa
Kevin: What's up?
Janis: Can I help you?
Kevin: You Puerto Rican?
Kevin: I feel that.