I had to go to Greek school, where I learned valuable lessons such as, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

Toula Portokalos

Hey, you guys!


[to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.

Jack Sparrow

[reaches out to catch some rainwater in a water gourd in the treehouse that serves as his residence] Sure-fire remedy - learned it from an old medicine man... works every time.

Big Z

Sid Garner: Don't let Alan drive, because there's something wrong with him.
Doug Billings: Understood.
Sid Garner: Oh, and Phil either. I don't like him.

I don't believe in God, I believe in science.


I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

Dewey Finn

We need to come up with a slogan. You know, like "Life is like a box of chocolates," or "Take my hands, boss." Like that monster tard off of "Green Mile."


Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Chuck Porter

Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.

Hi peter, I saw your billboards, they're spectacular. I'm sorry for calling you a whore. Best of luck with Sydney, if you're not still together... you can Facebook me.


Because you insist on talking about Dad's bowel movements; size, color, frequency, I"LL CALL YA LATER!


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