The castle beckons, I think Tom.

Gareth

Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.

Tom

Another wedding invitation. And a list. Lovely.

Charles

Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions?

Gareth

A toast before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, "I was adored once too."

Gareth

Charles: There I was, standing there in the church, and for the first time in my whole life I realized I totally and utterly loved one person. And it wasn't the person next to me in the veil. It's the person standing opposite me now... in the rain.
Carrie: Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed.

Charles: We were buying her a wedding dress.
David: Pathetic excuse. Who's she marrying?
Charles: Some total penis.
David: What is it about penises that they get such great wives?

I'm telling secrets to the one guy you don't tell secrets to.

Russell Hammond

Let's deflower the kid.

Polexia Aphrodisia

The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool.

Lester Bangs

Aw, man. You made friends with them. See, friendship is the booze they feed you. They want you to get drunk on feeling like you belong.

Lester Bangs

I never said I was a golden god... did I?

Russell Hammond

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