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So long, gay boys!Mr. Chow
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.Cher Horowitz
[entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.Russell Hammond
The Donkey: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there?
Shrek: Well, there's, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying.
The Donkey: Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there?
Shrek: That's the moon.
The Donkey: Oh, okay.
Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!Dignan
Alien toys: Strangers! From the outside! Ooooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, not this again...
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.Jonah
Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.Julius Benedict
Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.Aurelia
That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.Garth Algar
Tennis Announcer 1: That's 72 unforced errors for Richie Tenenbaum. He's playing the worst tennis of his life. What's he feeling right now?
Tennis Announcer 2: I don't know, Jim. There's obviously something wrong with him. He's taken off his shoes and one of his socks and... actually, I think he's crying.
Cal: That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy Stitzer: Well, she's no Jack Palance.
Cal: No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to fuck Jack Palance right now.