Popular Comedy Quotes
The FÃ¼hrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The FÃ¼hrer was BUTCH!Franz Liebkind
Morty: [Morty and Michael go back to the past to Michael's birth, Michael's parents were arguing if he had a penis or not] Your mom must've had a good eyesight cause I didnt see anything.
Michael Newman: Haha very funny.
Did anyone else tread in a cowpat? No, thought not.Tom
Prison life is structured - more'n some people care for.H.I.
Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy.Bruce
Taj: Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
Van Wilder: Details. Only details.
Cedric (to Shannon Brown and Ron Artest/Metta World Peace): Why don't you and the stronger version of Prince go back down to that side of the court and do what y'all was doing. Cause if y'all want the court, you'll play us for the court like real men.
Ron Artest/Metta World Peace: So y'all wanna play for it?
Cedric: You heard what I said... am I stuttering?
I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.Nick
Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?
Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.
Mary: Hey, you want to go upstairs and watch SportsCenter?
Ted: No, I think I'm just going to quit while I'm ahead.
Mary: You're not that far ahead, Ted.
Lower my voice.Matt Gadman
[holding corn in both hands]
Nacho: Get that corn outta my face!