Popular Comedy Quotes
[while counting the votes, he sees Tracy in the hall looking in] The sight of Tracy at that moment affected me in a way I can't fully explain. Part of it was that she was spying; but mostly it was her face. Who knew how high she would climb in life? How many people would suffer because of her? I had to stop her... now!Jim McAllister
[narrating] What happens to a man when he loses everything? Everything he's worked for... everything he believes in? Driven from his home... cast out of society... how can he survive? Where can he go? New York City! For centuries people have come to New York seeking refuge from their troubled lives. Now I am one of them.Jim McAllister
[about Tracy] Her pussy gets so wet you can't believe it.Dave Novotny
My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.Igor
Igor: You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: "What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?"
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No. Thank you.
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Some varm milk... perhaps?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No... thank you very much. No thanks.
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Ovaltine?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: NOTHING! Thank you! I'm a little - tired!
Frau BlÃ¼cher: Then I vill say... goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Goodnight.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What knockers.
Inga: Oh, thank you doctor.
For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius.Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you ready?
Igor: Are you sure this is how they did it?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Yes! It's all written down in the notes! Now tie off the kites and hurry down as fast as you can!
Igor: What's the hurry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: There's a possibility of electrecution! Do you understand?
[no answer, shouts]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I said, there is a possibility of electrecution! Do you understand?
Igor: [suddenly appears next to Fredrick] I understand. I understand. Why are you shouting?
Gone! Gone! We've got to find him, you understand? We've got to find him before he kills someone! What have I done? Oh God in Heaven! What have I done?Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Please! Remain in your seats, I beg you! We are not children here, we are scientists! I assure you there is nothing to fear!Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
Please, I beg you! For safety's sake, don't humiliate him!Dr. Frederick Frankenstein