Popular Comedy Quotes
I'm handsome even when I sleep?
Prince Edward
Giselle: Is that the only word you know? No?
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Giselle: I'm... I'm... I'm so angry! Hahahaha!
Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?
Morgan Philip: You know they always say guys only have one thing on their mind.
Giselle: And what’s that?
Morgan Philip: I don't know. No one will tell me.
Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
Fred Claus
[to Fred] You're not Alec!
Stephen Baldwin
You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!
Clyde
Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.
No flying in the house!
Janet Benson
I don't know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dust buster, a toupee and a life raft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!
Barry B. Benson
Paulie Bleeker: Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno MacGuff: Oh, what's another ten pounds?
Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
