Popular Comedy Quotes
They were still booing him when we came on stage.David St. Hubbins
Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.Tammy
Sherman Schrader: [screams loudly and high-pitched]
Bartleby Gaines: Schrader what the hell?
Sherman Schrader: It would be really cool if you guys didn't tell anyone I scream like that...
Otho: What happened to the people who lived here?
Delia: Oh, they died. Hey, look, an indoor outhouse.
April: Ok, let's make a list of all the people that hate Jessica.
Lulu: You know what would be a shorter list? All the people that don't hate Jessica.
Jessica: You bitch!
Captain Diel: Every now and then we have to let the general public know that we can still blow shit up.
Carter: You're God damn right
Okay, and life preservers, these... we may need. Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says if anything, it's gonna be a mountain.Richard Hayden
The white Jesus keeps starin at me!LeeJohn
Have you ever felt like you were a little bit different? Like you had something unique to offer the world, if you could just get people to see it. Then you know exactly how it felt to be me.Flint Lockwood
Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.Ian Faith
Earl Bassett: [digging out the dead graboid] There's no way Walter Chang's getting his slick mitts on this for no 15 bucks.
Valentine McKee: You got that right!
Well, that's good thinking.Droz