We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.

Ron Albertson

Blaine is the stool capital of the world.

Glenn Welsch

Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.

Ron Albertson

We don't associate with the creative types. We have a Scrabble club. We associate with people with babies.

Mrs. Pearl

People don't like to have fire poked, poked in their noses.

Corky St. Clair

My first show was Barefoot in the Park, which was an absolute smash, but my production on the stage of Backdraft was what really got them excited. This whole idea of 'In Your Face' theatre really affected them. The conceptualization, the whole abstraction, the obtuseness of this production to me was what was interesting. I wanted the audience to feel the heat from the fire, the fear, because people don't like fire, poked, poked in their noses, you know when you get a cinder from a barbeque right on the end of your nose and you kind of make that face, you know, that's not a good thing, and I wanted them to have the sense memory of that. So during the show I had someone burn newspapers and send it through the vents in the theatre. And well, they freaked out, and 'course the fire Marshall came over and they shut us down for a couple of days.

Corky St. Clair

I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this...

Dr. Pearl

He's teaching me to change my instincts... or at least ignore them.

Sheila

Corky St. Clair: How tall are you?
Johnny: 6'2.
Corky St. Clair: Really... Wow!

You're squeezing your boobies out!

Corky St. Clair

You have to go where the love is. And the love for me, right now, is in Miami, not Blaine.

Dr. Pearl

I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty.

Libby Mae Brown

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