Popular Comedy Quotes
I love you so much, it's retarded.Drunk Guy in Yugo
[to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.Mrs. Potato Head
Emma: It must be nice having a job with so much downtime.
Randal Graves: Downtime's important. If I had to deal with the fucking mouth-breathers all day, I'd dip my head in the deep-fryer. Balls, too...
It's all just... cornflakes.Morty
Phil: You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
Mini Me? Mini Me? For God's sake would somone put a fricken bell on him or something.Dr. Evil
No it's cool man, bring your green hat!Frank
Oh, and next Friday is Hawaiian shirt day. [silence] So, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.Bill Lumbergh
Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...Carl Spackler
Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.Matthew
Ok, you may have just seen a dude's junk. And he is very sorry.Wallace Wells