Put it on my tab.

Dan Burns

There's rightness in our wrongness.

Dan Burns

[about Mitch] It seems all his best lines were yours... this is unbearable.

Marie

Jane Burns: If you don't let me, I'll never learn.
Dan Burns: But if I let you, you might not live.

Cow: You're a lawyer too?
Mooseblood: Ma'am, I was already a bloodsucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase!

Adam Flayman: Are you going to his funeral?
Barry B. Benson: No way. Everyone knows you sting someone, you die. You don't waste it on a squirrel. He was such a hothead.

He's no goodfella, He's a BAD-fella!

Barry B. Benson

Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Giselle: Thank you.

Prince Edward: [talking to TV] Magic Mirror. I beg you. Tell me where she is!
Reporter: [on TV] Reporting live from 116th and Broadway.
Prince Edward: 116th and Broadway! Thank you mirror!

Robert: You're not going to sing, are you?
Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: Don't sing. It's okay, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?

Prince Edward: [atop the moving bus, wielding sword] You've met your match, foul beast. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bus Driver: ARE YOU CRAZY? NOBODY STABS MY BUS!

Prince Edward: Have you any last words?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words.

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