Popular Comedy Quotes
Prince Edward: I seek a beautiful girl.
Construction Worker: I... I'd like to find one of them too, y'know?
Nathaniel likes the way I leap?Prince Edward
I'm handsome even when I sleep?Prince Edward
Giselle: Is that the only word you know? No?
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Giselle: I'm... I'm... I'm so angry! Hahahaha!
Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?
Morgan Philip: You know they always say guys only have one thing on their mind.
Giselle: And whatâ€™s that?
Morgan Philip: I don't know. No one will tell me.
Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?Fred Claus
[to Fred] You're not Alec!Stephen Baldwin
You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!Clyde
Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.
No flying in the house!Janet Benson
I don't know what happened! I mean, I just tried to talk to these guys, and then there was a dust buster, a toupee and a life raft exploded... now ones bald ones in a boat and they're both unconscious!Barry B. Benson