Robert: You're not going to sing, are you?
Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: Don't sing. It's okay, you know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?

Prince Edward: [atop the moving bus, wielding sword] You've met your match, foul beast. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Bus Driver: ARE YOU CRAZY? NOBODY STABS MY BUS!

Prince Edward: Have you any last words?
Robert: You have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words.

Prince Edward: I seek a beautiful girl.
Construction Worker: I... I'd like to find one of them too, y'know?

Nathaniel likes the way I leap?

Prince Edward

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

Prince Edward

Giselle: Is that the only word you know? No?
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Giselle: I'm... I'm... I'm so angry! Hahahaha!

Nathaniel: Sire, do you... like yourself?
Prince Edward: What's not to like?

Morgan Philip: You know they always say guys only have one thing on their mind.
Giselle: And what’s that?
Morgan Philip: I don't know. No one will tell me.

Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

Fred Claus

[to Fred] You're not Alec!

Stephen Baldwin

You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!

Clyde

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