Popular Comedy Quotes
Horton: Sorry, this is where we get off.
[slingshots Bad Vlad off tree]
Horton: Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later.
I wonder what ASAP means anyways. Maybe act swiftly awesome pacaderm.Horton
I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!Horton
Horton: I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
[a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]
Horton: Heavy feather.
Holy crap on a shit sandwich!Drillbit Taylor
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her.
Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be WITH her. I love her show. When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it.
Kumar Patel: In eight hours we are going to be in Amersterdam.
Harold Lee: This is amazing.
Kumar Patel: I know dude, it's going to be exactly like Eurotrip except its not going to suck.
l assume you're watching these because you're curious about sex... you know. Or filmmaking.Helen
I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!Julie