Popular Comedy Quotes
Sometimes you just gotta say "what the heck."Joel's Father
You cannot let him near the chest, man, trust me on this. You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me.Jack Sparrow
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.Beetlejuice
Erica Barry: I do like sex!
Harry Sanborn: You certainly do.
Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?
Dusty Bottoms: Well done.
Jay: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who fucked the pie!
Jason Biggs: You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
James Van Der Beek: You put your dick in a pie!
I won't tell you how often, but when Big colors he rarely stays in the lines.Carrie Bradshaw
I think I just came... didn't you feel it?Mike Damone
Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.Juno MacGuff
I call that my kung pow chicken.Roy
"I want an escort to escort our penises into her vagina."Lou [on phone to an escort service]
Flor Moreno: I, uh... don't think you should either.
John Clasky: Then excuse me, because if I had the equipment I'd inject the vodka.