Popular Comedy Quotes
Boy at Bus Stop: [taps a sleeping Hancock] Hancock!
[hits him to wake up]
Boy at Bus Stop: Hancock!
Hancock: What, boy?
Boy at Bus Stop: [points to TV screens] Bad guys.
Hancock: What, you want a cookie? Get the hell out my face.
Boy at Bus Stop: Jackass.
Boy at Bus Stop: You heard me.
Mrs. Jones: Craig, you know what your problem is? You have no game.
Craig Jones: What do you know about game? I got ALL the game.
Mrs. Jones: Now your father... he has game.
Mr. Jones: [coming out of the bathroom] Don't nobody go in the bathroom for about 35, 45 minutes. Somebody open up a window.
Craig Jones: You call that game?
You better get your ass off your shoulders and make that money.Craig Jones
Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.Big Worm
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job... and you ain't got shit to do.Smokey
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.Smokey
You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off.Smokey
You got knocked the fuck out... gimme my goddamn money... yeah payback's a motherfucker, Nigga.Smokey
For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.Craig Jones
Why don't you tell your daddy to comb his damn hair, look like some spiders is having a meetin' on his head.Smokey
Red: [after having his necklace snatched by Deebo] Hey, man, why didn't y'all help me!
Smokey: [slouching in his chair] Man, I'm high.
Red: Man, that's fucked up. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
Craig Jones: What about the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
Red: [pause, thinks about it] Oh, that was different.
You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.Mr. Jones