In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

Katie

Morton: Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton: Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton: ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton: Yeah, good call.

[to Horton] You are a warrior poet!

Morton

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

This entire jungle is a house of death!

Horton

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

Horton

Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!

Horton

Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.

Rudy

Kangaroo: What do you think you're doing?
Tommy: Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble!
Kangaroo: Have you forgotten what we've discussed?
Horton: Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...
Kangaroo: Horton!
Horton: Well you did.

[looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.

Horton

All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably act swiftly awesome packaderm! I mean, how hard can that be?

Horton

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