Popular Comedy Quotes
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon
I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
Fight with honor. You will win.Chon Wang
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!Roy O'Bannon
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.
Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?