Popular Comedy Quotes
Chon Wang: He took the gold.
Roy O'Bannon: Is that all you care about, the gold? Shame on you.
Now I'm gonna have to get rid of my outlaw name, it just won't work anymore. My real name's Wyatt Earp.Roy O'Bannon
Come on. We're men, we're not pinatas!Roy O'Bannon
You've lost your "winging it" privileges!Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: What happened?
Roy O'Bannon: Oh nothing I just killed him, how'd you do?
[Reading a reward poster]
Roy O'Bannon: The Shanghai Kid. This is terrible!
Chon Wang: I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
Chon Wang: You gave me bad directions!
Roy O'Bannon: No, I gave you wrong directions.
[Holds up Chon's chopsticks]
Roy O'Bannon: Want your toothpicks back?
Fight with honor. You will win.Chon Wang
Holy crap, the vultures are eating my head!Roy O'Bannon
[Looking at the bullet holes in his robe] It's a miracle. I am invincible. Roy! Invincible!Roy O'Bannon
This is the West, not the East. The sun may rise where we come from... but here is where it sets.Chon Wang
Roy O'Bannon: I feel like there's this gap between us. It's like I'm a cowboy, you're an Indian. You say wampum, I say money. It is so important, I just think that...
Falling Leaves: [kisses Roy] Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.