Popular Comedy Quotes
Hey, look who's here. Two of my favorite people, and Phil.Buck Weston
Beth: Listen, Henry...
Henry: Please, call me Henry.
Beth: Okay, Henry it is.
Barry: I wanna date a musician.
Rob Gordon: I wanna live with a musician. She'd write songs at home and ask me what I thought of them, and maybe even include one of our little private jokes in the liner notes.
Barry: Maybe a little picture of me in the liner notes.
Dick: Just in the background somewhere.
Looks like someone's auditioning for "Soul Train."Denise
Reverend Frank: I'm gonna have to heal you. We have got to pray! We have got to pray! We have got to pray to make it through the day!
Ben Murphy: Was that M.C. Hammer?
Earl Bassett: What kind of fuse is that?
Burt Gummer: Cannon fuse.
Earl Bassett: What the hell do you use it for?
Burt Gummer: My cannon!
Onza: Sonia, why are you sleeping with this dirty rancher?
Armando Alvarez: Say away, or I'll beat you with these hands!
Greta, please! I'm on my knees in a $900 suit.Fletcher
This is my happening and it freaks me out!Austin Powers
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.Marge Gunderson
Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.Steve Zissou
We are not Groupies. We are here because of the music, we inspire the music. We are Band Aids.Penny Lane