Popular Comedy Quotes
The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.
We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.Horton
Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!Horton
Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.Rudy
Kangaroo: What do you think you're doing?
Tommy: Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble!
Kangaroo: Have you forgotten what we've discussed?
Horton: Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead...
Horton: Well you did.
[looking down the canyon] It's just a straight plummet to certain death.Horton
All right, I gotta get this speck up to the top of Mount Nool A.S.A.P, whatever that means, probably act swiftly awesome packaderm! I mean, how hard can that be?Horton
This looks kinda... precarious. Well nothing to worry, obviously when they build a bridge like this they take into account that elephants will be crossing here.Horton
Horton: Sorry, this is where we get off.
[slingshots Bad Vlad off tree]
Horton: Cool line, usually I can't think of those things until later.
I wonder what ASAP means anyways. Maybe act swiftly awesome pacaderm.Horton
I will make monkeys of these monkeys, for it is their destiny!Horton
Horton: I have to think light. I'm light as a feather. I am light as a feather.
[a feather lands on the bridge and the plank gives way]
Horton: Heavy feather.