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Imperial Guard: Chon Wang!
Roy O'Bannon: That's right, Johnny Wayne's here.
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
Roy O'Bannon: First time you ever see an outlaw?
[Pretty victim nods]
Roy O'Bannon: Scared? Kind of excited, too? All mixed up? Yeah. Last train we robbed we were naked it was so hot out.
Let me put it this way. My horse is definitely not my best friend.Roy O'Bannon
Daughter, husbands like Man-Who-Fights-in-Dress don't come along every day.Sioux Chief
Roy O'Bannon: You blew it, John! Never interrupt a man in the middle of a duel! I had 'im! That's what gets me: I had 'im! I had 'im!
Roy O'Bannon: I'm so lost, Chon. Ninety percent of the time I don't even know what I'm doing out here in the West.
Chon Wang: No, you're a good outlaw.
Roy O'Bannon: Stop, please. I'm a screw-up.
You blew it. Whoo, you blew it, man. You did not want to cut his hair off, trust me.Roy O'Bannon
Chon Wang: What happened my horse? Is he dead?
Roy O'Bannon: No, but we are, Chon.
These guns are really weird.Roy O'Bannon
Maybe we should let bygones be bygones. You got off some good shots, I got off some good ones. Let's call it a tie.Roy O'Bannon
Wallace: Reach for the sky, O'Bannon, ha ha!
Roy O'Bannon: That's my line. He stole my gang, he's stealing my lines. It's unbelievable!