Popular Comedy Quotes
Roy O'Bannon: The thing about your husband, and this is nothing against him, I mean I really like him, but...
[lowering his voice]
Roy O'Bannon: he comes from a very male dominated society.
A 2000-year-old civilization and that's the best you can come up with? Shame on you. Shame on you!
Roy O'Bannon
Roy O'Bannon: [to Chon] If people start looking at you funny then just say, "Howdy, partner."
Chon Wang: ...Howdy... partner?
Roy O'Bannon: Say it a little faster than that or people'll think you're slow in the head.
Doyle: I think you gentlemen should accompany me back to the Yard.
[Cut to Roy and Chon in a cell at Scotland Yard]
Roy: This isn't a yard! It's a JAIL!
[Lin slaps Chon Wang]
Chon Wang: I just saved you!
Chon Lin: You were late!
That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?
Roy
Hey, Rathbone! I was just thinking of a title for my new book. "Roy O'Bannon vs. Little Lord Sissy." Or how about "Roy O'Bannon versus the Man who would be Queen?"
Roy
I call that my kung pow chicken.
Roy
I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.
Roy
[to Chon Lin] You have a GREAT body. There! I said it! It's out in the open!
Roy
You know what I call him? Not Roy O'Bannon. Roy O'Boloney!
Chon Wang
Ooooh... You think you're so cool with your karate... and your child-like reflexes!
Roy
