Popular Comedy Quotes
He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island.Rev. Brown
Todd Flanders: I wish Homer was my father.
Ned Flanders: ...and I wish you didn't have the devil's curly hair.
Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.
I'm being spontaneous!Mumble
Assjuice: Do you know how many bj's they promised me?
Assjuice: Infinite bj's. They promised me infinite bj's
Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.
Pinchers of power! You guys! I've been saved by my Pinchers of Power!Richard 'Data' Wang
Dr. Peter Venkman: Ray, pretend for a moment that I don't know anything about metallurgy, engineering, or physics, and just tell me what the hell is going on.
Dr Ray Stantz: You never studied
So, Jake, you're out, you're free, you're rehabilitated. What's next? What's happenin'? What you gonna do? You got the money you owe us, motherfucker?Willie 'Too Big' Hall
Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
Buttercup: You mock my pain.
Westley: Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Grandpa: Again with the fucking chicken.
Grandpa: It's always with the goddamn fucking chicken.