Popular Comedy Quotes
Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.
Hey, this is the police. Move your busted-ass vehicle. Move, move, move, move. This is the LAPD. We'll pop one in your ass. We got guns and shit.Miles Logan
Carlson. I've got something to tell you. I'm not from West Covina. I'm from Internal Affairs.Miles Logan
That guy Logan owes me $50,000... If I don't get it soon, I'M TALKIN'.Tulley
Le Fleur: Want to prove you are not a cop? Shoot him.
Miles Logan: No problem.
Miles Logan: Put your hands on the Oodles of Noodles.
Tulley: Chicken or beef?
Miles Logan: Chicken.
What are you gonna do with one shoelace? Floss your ass with it.Miles Logan
What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didn't think about that, did you. In the end it's easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.Dignan
What a lemon! One minute it's running like a top, and the next it's broken down on the side of the road. And I can't fix a car like this, because I don't have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don't know if I could fix a car like this!Dignan
Anthony: Maybe we should've robbed your house. You ever think of that?
Dignan: You know there's nothing to steal from my mom and Craig!
They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.Dignan
Bob: Wha - why is there tape on your nose?