Popular Comedy Quotes
Dave: You ball your socks, you floss, and you don't hide booze in the toilet tank.
Dave: [pauses] You live like a Mormon.
Laurel Pearson: What are you thinking about, sitting there all serious?
Frank Falenczyk: My shortcomings.
Laurel Pearson: Women don't even pay attention to that.
I missed dinner last night because I got drunk with little Irish people.Frank Falenczyk
Do I really look like I want to go to fucking Buffalo?Laurel Pearson
Diane: Did you have fun tonight honey?
Mini: What? My first night turning tricks? Could have been better.
Diane: That's nice.
Follow your heart and don't question it, no matter where it tells you to go... It will open up a world of experiences you can't even imagine.Mini
With desire, focus, and the willingness to treat every obstacle as an opportunity, it's amazing what you can accomplish.Mini
Kelly Robinson: Hey, what's this? It looks like a sock.
Alexander Scott: It's a secret spy mask.
[Kelly puts it on]
Kelly Robinson: Hey man, this is a sock!
Rachel: There's one thing that will always make a man talk.
Alexander Scott: Cut my belt?
Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.
Rachel: I'm with B.N.S.
Kelly Robinson: Yeah, what's B.N.S. stand for? Bitch that Needs some Slapping?
Carlos: You called, Edna? You are a vision as always. Ah, Hello, Alex.
Alexander Scott: Hi, Carlos. How was Cuba?
Carlos: Es... adequate.