Popular Comedy Quotes
Miranda Hobbes: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
You're looking at eons of repression getting purged. If only they'd let us jerk off.Loki
This is Tom Hanks saying if you see me in person, please, leave me be.Tom Hanks
Let's find a nice seafood restaurant and eat some red salmon, I feel a powerful lust for red salmon.Dr. Gonzo
I know about you and the teacher.Dirk Calloway
[after Al fix his car] Look at that! You're a goddamn wizard, Al!The Kid
Years ago I wrote this short story about my Mother called "The Castrating Zionist"Isaac Davis
Walter: There's only one guy in this world who can save us! There's only one frog who can restore order, bring justice, and set things right!
Fozzie Bear: You are talking about Kermit, right?
Miles Raymond: This weekend is not about me. It is about you. I'm gonna show you a good time. We're gonna drink a lot of good wine. We're gonna play some golf. We're gonna eat some great food and enjoy the scenery and we are going to send you off in style, mon frere.
Jack: And get your bone smooched.
Hey you guys ready to let the dogs out?Alan Garner
Delmar O'Donnell: The preacher says all my sins is warshed away, including that Piggly Wiggly I knocked over in Yazoo.
Ulysses Everett McGill: I thought you said you was innocent of those charges?
Delmar O'Donnell: Well I was lyin'. And the preacher says that that sin's been warshed away too. Neither God nor man's got nothin' on me now. C'mon in boys, the water is fine.
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?Heather Chandler