Popular Comedy Quotes
[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!Angie Ostrowiski
Kate Holbrook: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry...
Angie Ostrowiski: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...
[giggling] My avitar's dressed like a hooker!Kate Holbrook
Carl: My first thought about Angie carrying someone else's baby? I thought...My wife is gonna have sex with somebody else's husband to do this? --
Angie Ostrowiski: -- Out of the question --
Carl: -- that's gonna cost extr -- out of the question, right. Out of the question.
Well you sure are getting an early jump on your baby proofing! Don't worry about a thing, it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.Boo-Boo Buster
Durell: Promise me somethin. Promise me you'll be better than me.
Durell Jr.: OK. You promise me somethin. Promise me you won't let mom take me to Atlanta.
I'm not infectin the community. I got papers to prove Im not infected...Rickey
The white Jesus keeps starin at me!LeeJohn
I'm not gonna lose my son!Durell
Pastor Arthur Mitchell: [to the congregation] You have to ask yourself: Would a man rob God?
Rickey: What kinda name is LeeJohn anyway?
LeeJohn: My mom had two boyfriends, Lee and John. She didn't know who my daddy was, so she named me LeeJohn.
Rickey: [after a pause] I dunno if I would have shared that.
Mordecai: Do you want to know my name?
LeeJohn: I don't just want to know your name, I want you to whisper it in my ear.