Popular Comedy Quotes
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!Jackie Moon
And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.Carrie Bradshaw
[to Big] I curse the day you were born!Charlotte York
Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.Carrie Bradshaw
Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.Miranda Hobbes
Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...
I wouldn't mind being married to you... would you mind being married to me?Mr. Big
I won't tell you how often, but when Big colors he rarely stays in the lines.Carrie Bradshaw
I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. Painful and unnecessary.Samantha Jones
I let the wedding get bigger than Big!Carrie Bradshaw
Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.