Robin: He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets.
Sarah: Are you really that rich?
Robin: Yes.
Sarah: Then why don't you dress better?

When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?

Mr. Walters

Get yo big Happy Meal Ass over in the corner!


[repeated line] What the fuck, man?

Lieutenant Jim Dangle

Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!

Flint Lockwood

Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

Billy Mack

Cher: Daddy, this is my friend, Tai.
Mel: [to Tai] Get the hell outta my chair!

Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

Jane Spencer

So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?


Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?

[offering a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

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