Popular Comedy Quotes
Robin: He's offering Ben $125,000 for his Red Sox tickets.
Sarah: Are you really that rich?
Sarah: Then why don't you dress better?
When did you go through puberty? Like at seven or something?Mr. Walters
Get yo big Happy Meal Ass over in the corner!Carter
[repeated line] What the fuck, man?Lieutenant Jim Dangle
Come on, Steve. We've got a diem to carpe!Flint Lockwood
Molly Peterson: I don't know, I have a hard time imagining Audrey Hepburn getting buttered up to "Funky Cold Medina."
Dupree: Really? I don't.
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.Billy Mack
Cher: Daddy, this is my friend, Tai.
Mel: [to Tai] Get the hell outta my chair!
Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.Jane Spencer
So let me get this straight. The party started at eight. Why are we going to a bar at ten?Rob
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper!
Ted: Oh, how's it hangin' Death?
[offering a cigar]
Vincent Ludwig: Cuban?
Frank: No, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.