Popular Comedy Quotes
Jack Fuller: [standing outside the bathroom door] Can you hurry up?
Joy McNally: [from inside the bathroom, taking her time] Almost done!
[walks into the kitchen to find Jack pissing in their sink]
Jack Fuller: Oh yeah, this is really happening. Oh, and it's your day for dishes.
Jack Fuller: How hard can it be?
Joy McNally: I know how hard it isn't.
Jack Fuller Sr.: You're like a son to me.
Jack Fuller: Dad, I am your son.
I just wanna junk-punch him in his man business.Tipper
Joy McNally: The topping I wanted on my popcorn. I know the box said it's movie theater butter, but you guessed it. What I really want is sweaty Jack's balls flavor.
Jack Fuller: I'm just giving you what you want, baby.
Some labels are best left in the closetCarrie Bradshaw
Miranda Hobbes: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]
Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
Damnit, Vakidis! Learn fucking English!Jackie Moon
Suck my cock! I'll kill your family!Jackie Moon
ELE! Everybody love everybody!Jackie Moon
Jackie Moon: In the anals of history people are going to be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl.
No refunds, consider your refund escaping this death trap with your lives!Jackie Moon