Popular Comedy Quotes
Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.
Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.
Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!Officer Michaels
I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...Officer Slater
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!Seth
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.Seth
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.Seth
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?Ted Jones
Today's my cat's birthday.Red