Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.

Brennan Huff

I tea-bagged your drum set!

Brennan Huff

You are making an ass out of yourself, you geriatric fuck!

Brennan Huff

You better not close your eyes because as soon as you do I'm gonna punch you in the face!

Brennan Huff

[in his therapist's fantasy] I've come five hundred miles to deliver my seed.

Brennan Huff

The car committed suicide.


Evan: Yeah chicks go nuts for that... the male camel toe.
Seth: Yea yea! The camel tail.

Seth: Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.
Evan: It's like a division sign... I just wish you would take those off.

Becca: Your cock is so smooth!
Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man.

I'm assuming you all have guns and crack!

Officer Michaels

I'm sorry that I blocked your cock...

Officer Slater

I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.


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