I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.

Becca

Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!

Seth

Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.

Seth

He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

Seth

Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?

Has anyone seen my bigger knife?

Ted Jones

Today's my cat's birthday.

Red

Dale Denton: Yeah but if you do bad stuff you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or an anal bead. But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be?
Red: The anal bead wouldn't be bad. I mean I guess it would depend on whose anal bead it was.
Dale Denton: It's *my* anal bead.

Red: [points to his armpits] You see this? There's no hair under here!
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic, for fighting!

Fuck Jeff Goldblum.

Saul

Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin’ Friends Forever Man!

Kostos: We are no good at not loving each other...
Lena: I tried. I tried, but I couldn't.
Kostos: I tried too...

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