Popular Comedy Quotes
I am gonna give you the best blow J. With my mouth.Becca
Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!Seth
Momma's making a pubie salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.Seth
He is the sweetest guy. Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.Seth
Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you were smoking cigarettes with those cops.
Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?
Has anyone seen my bigger knife?Ted Jones
Today's my cat's birthday.Red
Dale Denton: Yeah but if you do bad stuff you're going to come back as something bad like a slug or an anal bead. But if you do something heroic then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or Jude Law. Now which would you rather be?
Red: The anal bead wouldn't be bad. I mean I guess it would depend on whose anal bead it was.
Dale Denton: It's *my* anal bead.
Red: [points to his armpits] You see this? There's no hair under here!
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic, for fighting!
Fuck Jeff Goldblum.Saul
Saul: BF... FF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckinâ€™ Friends Forever Man!
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