Inigo Montoya: [drunk] I - am - waiting - for - Vizzini...
Fezzik: You surely are a meanie.
Inigo Montoya: [smiles]
Fezzik: Hello.
Inigo Montoya: It's you.
Fezzik: True!

I'm never as good as when you're there.

Russell Hammond

I'm not Baby Brent anymore. I am Chicken Brent! And I'm finally contributing to society!

'Baby' Brent

Can you please give me your name Mr. Head, and please don't tell me it's Dick!

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Have you ever had two people look at you, with complete lust and devotion, through the same pair of eyes?


Nobody has gotten a B.J. in cargo shorts since Vietnam!


I could bunk down anywhere, West wing, master suite, I'm not picky.


Ned Freedman: You look like a douche.
Mike O'Donnell: I do not look like a douche.

Okay, so you're probably going, "Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.


Fuck the napkin!

Ian Faith

Happy Gilmore: Oh, man. That was so much easier than putting. I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time.
Chubbs: Good plan.

I remember the first time I saw Gareth on a dance floor. I feared lives would be lost.


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