Popular Comedy Quotes
We wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.Kirk Lazarus
Alpa Chino: [watching Tugg reenact Simple Jack] Damn. And I thought the movie was bad.
Kirk Lazarus: Well to give the man credit, he has eased up on the retard a bit.
My heart is pounding like a nail!Shelley
Natalie: Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.
Shelley: Yeah, hence!
Shelley: [puts on Natalie's glasses] God, you need to go to the eye doctor!
Natalie: I did. That's where I got my glasses.
[as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!Angie Ostrowiski
If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin 'Ennngghhh!Oscar
Well, you sure are getting an early jump on your baby-proofing! Don't worry about a thing; it shouldn't be a problem for anyone over 7.Boo-Boo Buster
I think she wants me to rub olive oil on your taint.Kate Holbrook
You're stupid space car locked me in!Angie Ostrowiski
[while reading a letter] Dear Shelley. Oh my gosh, that's me! Wait there's more!Shelley
Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass...Les Grossman