Popular Comedy Quotes
Gusteau: You know what I say. Anyone can cook.
Remy: Yeah, anyone can cook. That doesn't mean anyone should.
It's brown water! I'm paying seven-hundred dollars a month, I got rats with bongos and a, and a frog and I got brown water here.Isaac Davis
Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.Julius Benedict
Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.
I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!Mike Dexter
Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.
In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"Tallahassee
Friends don't fuck with each other's business.Kelly
Jamie: You learned English?
Aurelia: Just in cases.
Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?
Mark: They love their malls here, man.
Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!Donkey
Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.Al Czervik