Gusteau: You know what I say. Anyone can cook.
Remy: Yeah, anyone can cook. That doesn't mean anyone should.

It's brown water! I'm paying seven-hundred dollars a month, I got rats with bongos and a, and a frog and I got brown water here.

Isaac Davis

Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them.

Julius Benedict

Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you.
Bender: Eat my shorts.
Richard Vernon: What was that?
Bender: Eat... My... Shorts.
Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday.
Bender: Ooh, I'm crushed.
Richard Vernon: You just bought one more.
Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar.

I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!

Mike Dexter

Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.
Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

In Mexico, you know what they call Twinkies? "Los submarinos"


Friends don't fuck with each other's business.


Jamie: You learned English?
Aurelia: Just in cases.

Andrew Largeman: Can you imagine being the guy whose job it is to argue for the right to build a mall on top of a geological phenomenon?
Mark: They love their malls here, man.

Shrek and I drank this potion and now... we're sexy!


Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.

Al Czervik

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