Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: No, they just called again they want that joke back.

Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.

Robert 'Fish' Fishman

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

Lower my voice.

Matt Gadman

Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] Huh! What do you mean "You People?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean "You People?"
Kirk Lazarus: What?

That's C-4, man.

Cody

[as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.

Tugg Speedman

I don't break character until the DVD commentary.

Kirk Lazarus

Same thing happened to me. They found me in a back alley when I thought I was Neil Armstrong and was trying to reenter the Earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box.

Kirk Lazarus

Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it any less true.

You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.

Kirk Lazarus

Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?

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