Popular Comedy Quotes
Robert 'Fish' Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teenage angst back.
Amelia: No, they just called again they want that joke back.
Some people carry a rabbit's foot, I like to rock a pocket of puke.Robert 'Fish' Fishman
John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!David Marshall
Lower my voice.Matt Gadman
Kirk Lazarus: [to Tugg Speedman] Huh! What do you mean "You People?"
Alpa Chino: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean "You People?"
Kirk Lazarus: What?
That's C-4, man.Cody
[as Simple Jack] You make my pee-pee maker t-t-tingle.Tugg Speedman
I don't break character until the DVD commentary.Kirk Lazarus
Same thing happened to me. They found me in a back alley when I thought I was Neil Armstrong and was trying to reenter the Earth's atmosphere in a refrigerator box.Kirk Lazarus
Alpa Chino: That's the theme song for the Jeffersons!
Kirk Lazarus: Just because it's a theme song doesn't make it any less true.
You more shredded than a Julian salad, man.Kirk Lazarus
Tyra Banks: You're not married, you're on the wrong side of 40, and child-less. Somebody close to you said: One more flop, and it's over.
Tugg Speedman: [pause] Somebody said they were close to me?