Popular Comedy Quotes
[repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!Inigo Montoya
[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.Herman Blume
Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!General "Buck" Turgidson
So long, gay boys!Mr. Chow
[entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.Russell Hammond
Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!Dignan
Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!Happy Gilmore
Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.
Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Finch: HOLY SHIT!
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!
Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.Aurelia
Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.Harbinger