[repeated line] Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

Inigo Montoya

[to Max] She's in love with a dead guy anyway.

Herman Blume

Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.

Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

General "Buck" Turgidson

So long, gay boys!

Mr. Chow

[entering William's bedroom] So... This is where the enemy sleeps.

Russell Hammond

Son of a bitch! Anthony! Anthony! Bob's gone. He stole his car! He flew the coop while we were sleepin'!


Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home? Aren't you good enough for your home? ANSWER ME! Suck my white ass ball!

Happy Gilmore

Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.

Nadia: [takes off her panties]
Jim: Holy shit.
Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member, Garage Band Member: [together] Holy shit!
Enthusiastic Guy: [enthusiastically] Holy shit!

Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.


Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.


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