Popular Comedy Quotes
I am Iron Man.Iron Man
[cow falls on him]
What is this enchanting place?Giselle
[gets hit by a taxi]
[pinned beneath a meteor] Goodbye, world! Keep rocking! And don't forget to buy my two new CDs, in stores now!Hannah Montana
Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.Shelley Darlingson
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!Shelley
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.Shelley
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.Shelley
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.Lance
Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you telling me you're quitting the movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.
That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put tiger bomb on this jungle's nuts.Cody
Les Grossman: No, fuckhead. Of course I could. A nutless monkey could do your job. Now, go get drunk and take credit at all the parties.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: I wouldn't do that.
Les Grossman: I'm kidding.
Studio Executive Rob Slolom: Ah, there he is! funny. You're a funny guy.
Les Grossman: Yeah. But seriously, a nutless monkey could do your job.
Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.Kirk Lazarus