Popular Comedy Quotes
Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse?
Derek Zoolander: [thoughtfully looking up and mouthing the words silently] ... fall off the horse...
Maury Ballstein: [looking to supply finish] ... we... get back on!
Derek Zoolander: Sorry, Maury. I'm not a gymnast.
You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.Maury Ballstein
Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! He's offering you three percent for every pair of underwear sold! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!
Kids: Screw Him! Hold out for more!
I am Iron Man.Iron Man
[cow falls on him]
What is this enchanting place?Giselle
[gets hit by a taxi]
[pinned beneath a meteor] Goodbye, world! Keep rocking! And don't forget to buy my two new CDs, in stores now!Hannah Montana
Pooter, you're looking quite dapper this morning.Shelley Darlingson
I gotta meet this freakin' bird!Shelley
Manhole. I like that word. Manhole.Shelley
My allergic reaction made me feel beautiful.Shelley
I refuse to be embarrassed by a car that looks like a Trapper Keeper.Lance
Tugg Speedman: This is insane. Are you telling me you're quitting the movie? We're supposed to be a unit!
Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.