Popular Comedy Quotes
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.
Aldous Snow
Peter Bretter: Is she coming this way?
Rachel Jansen: Yep.
Peter Bretter: I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on!
Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!
If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fist-full of assholes?
Norah
Let's dance, douche bag!
Norah
Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick: Yeah.
Norah: Well Caroline likes to puke in the same places.
Nick: You two must be great friends.
Norah: Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.
It was a great night, my hetero heroine.
Dev
[about the concert]
Norah: Are you sorry we missed it?
Nick: No. This is it.
[they kiss]
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
Nick
Why would you buy these pants?
Nick
