Popular Comedy Quotes
Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You conveniently killed Krstic before anyone could question him.
The Chief: And there's that little matter with you stoning my head with a fire extinguisher.
Maxwell Smart: I said I was sorry, you just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma.
The name's so sexy you gotta say it twice.
Moto Moto
I bet if I asked him to play a game of Quidditch he'd cum himself.
Danny
Me and the judge have a special relationship... I don't wanna get too graphic but I sucked his dick for drugs.
Gayle Sweeny
I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous!
Martin Gary
Gayle Sweeny: Did Wheeler ever expose himself to you?
Ronnie: Hell, no!
Wheeler: I don't have crabs! What have you been telling these kids?
Ronnie: That you have crabs.
Stop tailgatin' me ya pasty teabag! Can I make a peepee?
Kirk Lazarus
Kirk Lazarus: [Alpa reveals he is gay] It's Hollywood, man! Everyone turns gay at some point!
Alpa Chino: I'm not gay! I love tha pussy!
Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.
Alpa Chino: Cool it, Benson!
I'm sorry! I didn't get the memo that you were in Ala-frickin'-bama!
Tibby
Lena: How do you say "lost pants" in Greek?
Yia Yia: Greek girls do not lose their pants!
