Connor: Do you know who I am?
Brad: What?
Connor: Google me bitch! I might be famous one day.

Saul: BFFF?
Dale Denton: Best Fuckin' Friends Forever, man!

When my foot was in the hole - and my groin - man, I felt like a wishbone.

Saul

Dale Denton: Yeah, except if you're a dick your whole life, you're going to come back as shit. Or a slug or a fuckin' anal bead. But if you do something heroic, then you'll come back as like an eagle or a dragon, or fuckin' Jude Law. Now which would you rather be, an anal bead or a dragon?
Red: Mmm... probably the anal bead... depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: It belongs to me.

There's a fly in the ointment, shits hittin' the fan, the lion will speak!

Saul

Mr. Edwards: Oh, yeah, Clark's a great guy. He'll take good care of Angie.
Dale Denton: You know what, why don't you go fuck yourself, you weird little prick?
Mr. Edwards: Hey, I'm a teacher! You can't say that to me!
Dale Denton: Yeah? Well, I'm not a student here, so I can say whatever the fuck I want, you cheap little bastard!

Matheson: You know you gonna die, right?
Saul: Yeah.
Matheson: I'm gonna kill the fuck out of you! I hope you enjoy these last seventeen minutes of your life.

Your wedding better watch it!

Liv

If I were your wedding, I'd be sleeping with one eye open...

Liv

The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!

Professor Turner

Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.

Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau

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