Popular Comedy Quotes
It was a great night, my hetero heroine.
Dev
[about the concert]
Norah: Are you sorry we missed it?
Nick: No. This is it.
[they kiss]
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.
I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.
Nick
Why would you buy these pants?
Nick
Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?
Thom
Caroline: I found Jesus!
Norah: What?
Caroline: Jesus!
Caroline: He's much taller in person...
Also that mix CD...uh that I left on your doorstep was the last one that I'll be making for you. More or less...
Nick
Norah: This is amazing! You are literally like my musical soul mate.
Nick: Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving.
Norah: What? You don't like my sweet grooves?
We're close enough to the curb now. We're right on it.
Nick
Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name? ... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired.
Caroline
[to Maurice, as they are in a plane] It's more fun when you raise your arms up like this, ah ha ha ha!
Julien
