Popular Comedy Quotes
Why does everything I do sound like a leprechaun?Peter Klaven
Ich bin Bruno!BrÃ¼no
BrÃ¼no: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
BrÃ¼no: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
BrÃ¼no: That is such a Samantha thing to say!
You're king Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard, or a homeless Santa!BrÃ¼no
We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!BrÃ¼no
A bear ate all my clothes except for these condoms.BrÃ¼no
I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler.BrÃ¼no
Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you?George Simmons
Mark: Don't put me in this position where I have to fuck my way out of a corner!
Leo: He'll do it too. I've seen him.
Charlotte Banksasks: Hi, I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you.
Sam: I've known you since 5th grade.
Charlotte Banksasks: ...Hmm.
Will Burton: So, how big is this whole bandslam thing around here?
Sam: Texas high school football big.
Will Burton: I think you're trying too hard to be like Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Bug: That's crazy; I don't even like Flea.
Will Burton: Yeah, what's your name?